Really, I'm not extraordinary. I'm pretty normal, typical, average...however you describe a middle-aged, overweight, middle class, working mom of three similarly normal children. Except, we don't do normal here. We put the (wh)Y? in Family. I yell at my kids, forget to pay bills, decide impulsively to get a dog, have an almost 18 year old cat, work with pretty cool students...this is my life.
So, follow along or not. Read it once and never come back. Do what you need to do.